Cute babied videos, laughable internet challenges, comical vines. We all enjoy that and extremely minors, extremely.
Though the internet can be a wonderful education tool for teenagers and given that they’re curious too, mothers is a well-known fact that the Internet is also an endless pool of NSFW things.
A recent thread on reddit stimulated hum and was participated by parents and some people shared its own experience about the curious things they found on minors internet autobiography. Brace yourselves for you may find some that are funny and some shocking.
1. Curious about “Bewbs”
This was before my lad was on social media; he was 7 or 8, and he asked if he could have some “alone time” in the bureau. I looked at his probe history 😛 TAGEND
” Big boobs”( which turned up weird humongous photoshopped tits) immediately followed by” little boobs” and then” hot grils” which turned up page after sheet of Weber grills. He’s 18 now and has no memory of this.
– chickiepie
2. A future Picasso
Not technically a mother but an older sister, so my little brother when he was around 7ish had a search history of naked women and such. And when my mother found out and challenged him he cried and was saying he just wanted to be like Jack from the Titanic by pull naked women and he had a few pages of his attempted depicts.
– swordswench
3. Do girls have “willies”?
My friend told us about how he found his brother’s scour biography 😛 TAGEND
” Girl penis”,” Girl not have penis ?”,” Why girl not have penis ?”
He was 10
-Maximus1 25
4. Patriotic Porn
I check my daughters Google history quite often, but lately I’ve found the following
” Ruth Ginsburg, naked”
” Clinton naked, Hillary Clinton, naked”
” Condoleezza Rice, naked”
Ummmmm that’s just weird , not sure how to discuss this with her.
– princessfairykitten
5. Bum shots in my iPad
Pictures of my daughter( 11) constituting quite harmlessly that went on to bum hits( wearing short-liveds ).
Someone pretending to be a 14 yo daughter asked her to do these shots for a modelling challenger and direct similar kills so she knew how to pose. She eventually stopped the conversation. The pics came through to my iPad( related devices ).
Police got involved and also CEOP. They originated from an account in South Africa so Interpol took over the client and we will probably never get an update.
Instagram never even vexed to respond to my report.
– Anthillmob7 4
6. LF: “Pretty Girls”
When I was 9 or 10 my crony and I were on the family computer doing whatever 9 or 10 year olds do. My friend was just telling me to go to “prettygirls.com”( innocent enough)- except it placed us to a porn website announced ” teenfuckinglive” and we immediately panicked and closed to browser. My mom truly chewed us out when she found it. I tried to tell her we were just looking for moderately girls but she wasn’t having it. It was a long few weeks of computer-less punishment.
Edit: not to kill the recreation but I am a woman and a tattoo artist/ body piercer haha. thus the stabby username.
– born2stab
7. Curious pre-teens
My babies are preteen I was on their computer one time and met a series of internet examines 😛 TAGEND
hugging
making out
condom
– AndyWarwheels
8. The Curious Case of Ed Gein
Had a coworker bring in her adolescent over the summer so that she could operate him to the regional secondary school for football rehearsal when she took her shatter at 9. Since I was in training at the time, I was sitting with her at her table and mine was not in use. To restrain him occupied, I’d log into my computer and then she’d haul up youtube so he could watch the” Watch me Whip” song, because apparently, girls will watch that shit for hours. Well, one day she goes over to check in on him and says in a confused articulate” Who the heck is Ed Gein ???” So it turned out that it was still logged into my Youtube profile, where I had taken to watching films about serial murderers, and the child had sounded on one of the recommendations of the videos. Whoopsies.
– BridgetteBane
9. The Simpsons
When my twinneds were young, elementary school, they were looking up the Simpsons and accidentally came across caricature Simpson’s pornography. The computer was in the living room so I heard them chortling and turned to see two guilty little faces. So hard-bitten not to chortle and so disturbing! What a discussion … The seeing of Milhouse and Lisa is forever burned into my retinas.
– pywhacket
10. Spanking a cartoon’s butt
Not social media but once caught both of my nieces playing an animated tournament online where the objective was to spank a parody buttock with a paddle. Each time they’d” swinging the paddle” at the buttock, it would emanate the hubbub of a woman moaning. They couldn’t understand why the game was inappropriate and were roaring hysterically while playing.
Edit: Beings “ve asked”( or premised) that it was a game called ” Spank the Monkey “. I’m not familiar with this activity so I seemed it up and nope, that wasn’t it. No plan what the game was actually called but it was a bare, white-hot woman’s( albeit invigorated) ass and the “paddle” was an animated ping-pong paddle. Never contemplated I’d ever have to type such a sentence.
Edit 2: Nope, it wasn’t an Elsa game. IIRC there wasn’t a face or upper torso visible in the game but sure there is I had assumed it was a woman’s laughingstock because the butt was attached to shapely legs that culminated in a pair of stilettos. The animation dame was absolutely bent over( on a table, I conclude ). This incident happened about 5( 2012) years ago. For those inquiring, I most certainly didn’t reward my nieces; I told my sister( their mother) later light and we had a good shriek.
LipstickInLiterature
11. Misspelled
My 15 -year old step bro-in-law worked my wife’s laptop while he was visiting the house and forgot to clear the history. His google searches included: girls pussing, sizzling secretion, pussy willows, boobs and pussing, pussing sex.
Hmmm , now that I sort this out I am wondering if he was just misspelling’ pissing.’ That would make a little sense … albeit not comforting.
MROlson
12. Acceptable Search Terms
Not a parent, but my cousin one time got onto the computer when he was 11 or 12 or so and scoured for” naked 12 year old girls “. I was there when his stepdad checked through the browser record, and needle to say he and my cousin had a chat about acceptable probe terms.
sloasdaylight
13. Watching Dragon Ball Z
When I was like 12 my daddy learnt Dragon Ball Z Hentai in my autobiography probes and proceeded to look through all of the sheets while I concealed in the shower pretending to take a shit. I recollect him bawling my epithet and “re going to have to” mentally prepare to deny everything LMAO. I’m scared as shit to have children and find their porn searches
Edit: Don’t know how to feel about my highest upvoted commentary being about Hentai but i’ll take it.- thraxsinatra4 20
14. What’s your Instagram, ma’am?
Not a parent, but some of my students( 7th and 8th score) ask to add me on Instagram. The worst username I’ve come across is “bootywarrior1 3”
Edit: I don’t ever supplemented them, and my account is private. I never give them my handle because I don’t want them to find me, but if they do, I diminish the follow regardles. Usually the direction I catch out their instagram refers is because they will often durations miss their peers to follow them, and so they will “promote” themselves by putting their username/ hold on the board. I often joke though that I would lend them on Facebook, to which I ever get the reply “Facebook is for old people” so that’s fun!
Daisysvices
15. Barbie and Bikes
I have two speedy stories-
When I was a little girl, I wanted to play some Barbie activities or look at girl stuff so I went to Girls.com. Went down stairs to my momma crying in order to rat myself out.
My little sister had something similar happen. She wanted to look at brand-new motorcycles in order to decide what to ask Santa for. She went to Dicks.com hoping to see Dick’s Sporting Goods. Instead, she saw a lot of shlongs.
Guess it runs in the family.
misspence
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16. Everything about “pie”
I went through my 13 -year-olds cousin iPad. He had researched “cream pie”, “girls doing a ointment pie” and “cream pie videos”. After, searches for “apple pie”, “pizza pie”, “peach pie” and “raspberry pie” came up, presumably to disguise his actual aims.
sledge8 234
17. Dad coached me about browsing autobiography
Not a parent, but when I was a child I noticed an adult flash game website. I would go on it whenever I had the chance. Eventually, my mummy found out and she told my father to talk to me about it. My dad and I got into the car and he started this serious talk about how “the internet is a very powerful tool…” I felt certainly guilty. Then he told me how to obliterate the shop history.
edhughesiv
18. D ** k Pics
A guy on Instagram sent my 12 -year-old step-daughter and her friend’s dick pics. Not just once, but many times. The police are involved and he has been located in NYC but we have yet to hear anything back more. Fucking disgusting. Edit: The humankind is at least 30.
Hollywizzle3 11
19. A Call to the Principal’s Office
A friend from work’s son goes to a somewhat strict Catholic school. One date I was walking out to my automobile, and she was outside hollering on the phone and generally freaking out. I waited around, she frequently “ve got a lot” of funny drama going on. She hangs up the telephone, looks at me and starts hyperventilating and then shrieks hysterically. I was like, girl what is going on? She said her son’s principal called she and her husband need to come to the school immediately, that her lad will replenish her in on the remain. She continues to tell me her son said he got caught looking at naked noblewomen on the internet, and the principal printed out his exploration biography. He scoured “boobie prawn” and “lady parts” during class. She was yelling at her husband on the telephone, telling him about developments in the situation, and all he had to say was, “We should have learnt him how to delete the history.”- Olealicat
20. Bloody Poo
9-year-old son’ s Google history 😛 TAGEND
” Do girls in England poo blood for a month ?”
Chowderhead1
21. Bad Santa
Hopped on my nephew’s tablet and proceeded to pull up the internet browser. Immediately I was “ve been staring at” a screenshot of an overweight homeless searching Santa, thumping the cornhole out of a much younger Mrs. Clause. I immediately invited my nephew what kind of research he was doing with his Santa video and his face turned fire engine red and he whisked back to his room.
– DeluxxChiliMac
22. My Uncle’s Facebook “My Day”
My middle-aged uncle accidentally posted an image of his make penis to Facebook once. It made him about an hour to work out how to delete it. In the mean time, there are lots of apology grades. FAQ Edit: A quantity of people appreciated it. My uncle is a Londoner and Londoners are very good at taking the piss. The persona is burned into my ability. It was dense but kind of stubby. It did not definitely sounds like a vulva.
thatlookslikeavulva
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23. Will my penis disappear?
Checked my 11 -year-old son’s search history to find a number of interesting questions…
Do mortals germinate vaginas?
Will my penis disappear when I’m 18?
Will I become a girl?
How do I save my penis?
I asked him about his rummage record a duet days later and he told me that some girls in his school told him that when sons turn 18 they turn into girls and lose their penis. That bastards …
ianmac1 7
24. Punishment
An aged friend of mine has a younger brother with some disabilities, mostly mental. When he lived at home with him, around the age of 16, my friend caught him whoomping his peen( don’t ask) to bondage/ rapesim porn. He last-minute made an account on a sort of fetish or swinger website, with a profile saying he was looking for someone to come to the family house and punish him. He squandered part of his tugboat fund to pay for a taxi journey for a woman aged enough to be his mother to come to their house for this and she actually indicated up, but she arrived as their parents came home and they had to meet. He quickly tried to make up a storey about housecleaning, but she was firm and direct with the explanation. From then on, he had absolutely no internet access, with his brother going so far as to remove connection ports/ factors from his computer to stop hotwiring of any kind.
These periods, he lives in an adult care home where he still has absolutely no internet access; there was an incident in 2014 where he stole someone’s smartphone and locked himself in a closet, fasting through porn and trying to access his fetish area chronicle until the battery died and he was seduced back out with menu.
– MisprintPrince
25. Parental Control
I recently discovered my 10 -year-old son has been looking up “sex.” But his computer has parental controllers, so he was trying to look up sex on his Roblox game.
– Miniplicity
26. A delinquent
Not a mother but this happened to a person I know with a kid. He was publishing out indecent portraits and putting them in the elementary library works. He too photoshopped the librarians chief onto a naked woman and guided it around the school and he would sexually molest her all the time telling her to suck his cock. He likewise started downloading cock pics to send to girlfriends. He was 10 years old. He’s in juvie now.
– Brideofthelivingdead
27. Flat-earthers
My minors “re too young” for Twitter or Snapchat, but they love to watch Youtube. I started going notifications months before from people in an answer to ” my” observations on plot videos. Found out my lad has a curiosity about flat-earthers and doomsday preppers.
ETA: Thanks for the suggestions other internet parents! A little explain for those concerned my child may become or may previously has become a flat earther.( Not much am concerned about the prepping. I guess underground bunkers filled with MREs are more socially acceptable ?) He isn’t. He won’t be. The lure seems to be borne out of amazement at what people are able to convince themselves is true , not a desire to be like them. I was reading Helter Skelter under my coverings and trying to figure out the street Scientologists at his age, so I’m not alarmed at his curiosity. I am not a Manson family member, a Scientologist, or even a Baptist despite my mother’s best efforts. I have faith he’ll be just fine or better. He’s an awesome person.
28. Youtube Keyboard Warrior
When my son was 8, my bride was looking at his tablet and heard his comments on Youtube videos. Quite a few explains along the line of” YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU DUMBSHIT MOTHER FUCKER BITCH .”… and others with randomly strung together cuss words that are usually wouldn’t be used together. He would get announced out by others for the random cussing and he would say ” I’m only 8 and I can do what I miss[ CUSSWORD ][ OTHER CUSS WORD THAT DOESN’T GO WITH FIRST CUSSWORD ]!”
When we created it up, he knew they were bad words but was repeating other indelicate remarks he saw from other observation trolls and didn’t have a better understanding of the harshness of his terms. Now his Youtube attires are much closer monitored and he hasn’t done anything like that since.
– UneventfulChaos
29. Meme of its first year
These stupid “memes” my 13 time age-old created in response to his friend being deported for a year.
My kid’s prize? Likewise ostracized for its first year. Plus, a” terroristic threats” charge in his academic folder. Not allowed to set foot on province institution dimension or attend province virtual classes.
Kid is almost an honor roll, professors adore him and many friends.
Don’t try to be edgy teenagers. Extremely if you plan to use your institutions” summer enjoyable” hashtag.
The absurd part is the punishment.
– PsychoCadi
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30. Ugh Mum!
My daughters are grow up now, but when one of them was around 14 or 15 I been set up her MySpace page. She was telling all these minors that her father( that would be me) was a raging alcoholic. She was telling them how I was neglectful and I didn’t like her.
At the time I was pregnant with twinneds, running full time and my husband was gone with the Marines a lot. I is no longer a boozer at all.
Obviously, we had a long talk. She was feeling left out with all the excitement over the babies. Still, though, it was pretty hurtful. It made me a long time to get over that.
– mysuperfakename
31. Enter more rummage now …
My younger friend are of the view that when you entered more pursuits, it would remove the ones before at some target. So I look on his iPad one day and realise a search for boobs or fornication, one of the two. The inquiry after that was cheese. And then cheese cheese. And then cheese cheese cheese. And so on. So numerous cheeses.
Edit: whoa cheesus Christ! Thank you, inscrutable strangers, for popping my amber cherry!
– TheKevCon
32. Excuses no more
When I was 11 my Mum asked me one day about some Google scours on the family computer, including “Sexy Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.” I condemned it on the babysitter and somehow persuasion my brother to back me up. A duo years later I was caught examining “Can I insure a picture of a girl in a bikini” but I wasn’t able to blame it on anyone this time around. I’ve since detected the incognito tab…
– willywompus
33. Blowin’ like a volcano
Back in highschool my friend was staying the darknes and was using my laptop to look at his facebook and talk to his sweetheart. The next day his momma picked him up, and later that evening I got my laptop so I could contribute anthems to my iPod. When I opened it, I was was welcomed by a chat opening in fullscreen, and apparently, they just got done video chatting, and the last words were
Him: I’m approximately there my little elf. Here I go.
Her: Wow Santa! That was huge! Almost like it was a volcano!
I swiftly closed that window, ratified out of his material, and slid my laptop under my bed. I didn’t want any part of what bodily fluids could have been on there.
Edit: Should add in that both your best friend and I were in middle school and were around age 13 or 14.
– Zombie2 198
34. Pagina
My son has Autism, high-pitched functioning but still Autistic. He has been mainstream most of his schooling and in 5th point one of the boys told the others how to examine vagina and tits on the computer. Well my lad in all of autism glorification was scouring pagina not vagina and was only getting pics of foliages lmao. Poor kid.
– Psycholove7 5
35. Who are the “Dominicans”?
My stepson is 7. Found a knot of sought for 😛 TAGEND
Dominicans with no entrusts and feet. Dominicans with no headings. Dominican chests. Dominican torsos. Dominican legs. Dominicans in stores. Dominicans for sale. Silver Dominicans. Black Dominicans. White Dominicans.
I was at a loss of how to draw it up to him. Thankfully, the next day we were in a clothe supermarket and he asked me why Dominicans don’t have paws or leaders, then why there are so many different colored Dominicans. I remembered the internet researches and became a little upset. I told him to be quiet because what he was saying could be taken offensively by Dominican parties. He then get forestalled and vigorously said ” Dominicans aren’t parties” as he pointed to a bronze next to us.
I breathed a sigh of succor and said ” Mannequins “.
– stevediperna
Being a mother in this digital age must be terrifying because as long as babies are strange they would really take advantage of the internet.
So, how about you, do “youve had” some legends to tell? How would “youre talking to” your minor? Share in the comments below.
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